I’m Calling The Cops! is a first-person cartoony action strategy game in which you manage a small store. Customers buy items but they also steal them! See how much profit you can make in an in-game week (17 minutes IRL time).
Ramen spends a lot of time considering how best to spend his last productive days. He recently learned that some silent investors for a small pizza restaurant have secretly hidden their tax returns deep in a privately owned local uranium mine. He insisted on revealing the source of their dirty money to the public and it’s gotten him into some hot water. He snuck his way inside the mine, found out where they keep the records, and just before he strapped the documents to his back in preparation to leave, he thought “Will this be a worthwhile escape?” He then enthusiastically blindfolded himself for added danger! He didn’t know you were coming to help, he barely knows you’re there, and he doesn’t think he needs you. Your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to guide and protect Ramen during his passage through the dangerous valley. Keep him alive so the truth about those crooks can be brought to light.
There was a vicious mortal conflict between The Sharks and The Puffers on a nearby coral reef. Many creatures were killed. Much of the reef was destroyed. But, life finds a way. The salt flat in which you live is now being showered with fresh resources. The bad news is that you aren’t the only creature that lives on the flat. Use your newfound wealth to recruit teammates and battle for complete control of your homeland. The game is won when there are no enemy creatures on the map (mini fish and anglers excluded, giant squid included).
You’ve been born into the middle of an epic battle. Bad luck for you but there’s a bright side. Some nearby babies, band aids, pistols, and turds need your help, and you need theirs! The evil floatlords have been blocking all the progress with incomprehensible amounts of red tape. Gather your troops and take them down.
Your car has stopped in the dessert and your dog misses you. Break out that crossbow you’ve been carrying and get home!
Deliver those scrolls! Your customers are waiting. Avoid the obstacles and make it to the finish, if you can. Set your personal best.
Set your sights on the floating mines and enemy ships nearby to gain powerups. Use those powerups to defeat the Zone Tyrant. Good Luck, Adventurer!